my roommate locks the front door between 2 and 4 times before she leaves because she thinks no one's in the house
i'm tree-quiet when i'm in my room (and she also knows i'm usually long gone by 10 am)
this one time she came home at 12 and i was still there, my door half open
i said hi and she said nothing
we haven't talked about it
but she still does it
she has just done it
i'm finally a ghost, mom